WE HAD A BLAST OUT THERE.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR TO EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST TOUR OUT OF NORTH AMERICA.
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FINALLY GRANTED JEWELS HIS PASSPORT.
AND IT ONLY TOOK FOUR YEARS!
SO NOW WE’RE COMING TO A COUNTRY NEAR YOU.
THESE PHOTOS ARE STILLS FROM MIKE SIMONETTI’S PIXEL VISION VIDEOS OF THE TRIP.
THE CLUBS.
THE FESTIVALS.
THE PARTIES.
THE RECORDS.
THE FOOD.
THE FRIENDS.
THE AIRPORTS.
THE HOTELS.
THE SKY.
THE WATER.
THE AIR.
THE CANDY.
THE MUSIC.
WE COULD GET USED TO THIS.
WE LOVE YOU!
XOXO
G/L/A/S/S/C/A/N/D/Y A.K.A HUSTLETOWN GLOBETROTTERS
It’s Saturday and you can finally take a breath because the for most of us, the work week or school week is finally over. It’s time to take a few minutes for yourself. It’s time to relax and put your feet up. I know that for some of us, it seems like that NEVER happens. There is never time for you to take a minute by yourself (especially those of you with kids, young or old, it doesn’t matter). But, this weekend, you need to find a couple of moments for yourself. It’s important to take time for yourself. Even if you have to lock yourself in the bathroom for a few minutes or take a walk, it is important for all of us to have time to decompress from our thoughts and what is going on. To help out, I’m going to post a couple of recipes that I found for making your own spa treatments. I promise that I won’t tell if you guys use them too, lol.

Says here that Jerry Yang is facing a shareholder rebellion and possible lawsuits for failing to make a deal with the Borg. Money quote: “Disillusioned shareholders are bound to question whether the rejection of Microsoft’s sweetened offer was driven more by emotion and ego than sound business sense.”
Um, yes they are. And for good reason. FWIW, Jerry called me last night. Crying. He’d been on the phone getting screamed at by Wall Street people. And by Yahoo employees who apparently are being really abusive. In men’s rooms all over the Yahoo campus a nasty new drawing is popping up, depicting Jerry Yang with his tongue hanging out, his legs pulled up and both thumbs firmly positioned in his ass.
Jerry’s like, Steve, dude, I know I can turn this company around. I just need a little more time. I’ve got it all mapped out. First we’ll do another 100-day review period to review our operations and re-review the review we did a few months ago; then we’ll have a 100-day listening period; then a 100-day period to digest what we’ve heard when we’re listening and incorporate that data into the data we gathered during our review; then a 100-day period to develop a new strategy; then a 100-day period to explain the new strategy to employees; then a 100-day period to reorg the company and start rolling out the foundations of the new strategy to maximize shareholder value and pursue ways to better leverage our opportunities in the still very young online advertising market where we continue to believe we are well-positioned with a unique strategy; then a 100-day period to finish the reorg and roll out the second half of the new strategy. I mean it’s pretty simple stuff.”
I’m like, Jerry, dude, I’m not very good at math and to be honest I kind of lost track of what you were saying because I put down the phone at one point so I could check myself out in the mirror, but I think that plan is going to take something like fifteen years, isn’t it?
He said no, it was only two or three years at most, and the Internet is still in its infancy, and blah blah blah …
So I cut him off, and I’m like, Jerry, hold on. Hold on. Stop. Listen to me. Jerry, you know what? It’s been great knowing you. Really it has. And I think you’re going to make a fantastic member of the Ex-Founders Club, alongside Woz and Paul Allen. I’m sure you’ll find ways to keep busy. Maybe you can do some creative investments. Build an electric car. Or a commercial spacecraft. Open a restaurant in Napa. Take up high-altitude ballooning.
He’s like, Steve, I don’t want to go ballooning, I want to keep running Yahoo. I’m like, Dude, I want to turn my house into a polygamous retreat with Gong Li and Scarlett Johansson as my new wives, but that wish ain’t gonna come true. And neither is yours. Sorry.
He was crying again when I hung up.
Much love and namaste to anyone who wants to Photoshop Jerry’s face onto that photo above. Bokay? Peace out.
pretty much im just hanging recording the CD and giving you a lot of inside scoop.
This weekend I will be putting up the bonus song on the page I dont want to give a lot away but I think all of you will be very pleased on what this so called bonus track will be..A little hint I will give is this “some times people can bleed love”…hope that helps…. Once again please head over to Electro Beat Clothing found on my top. They have sexy shirts and you all will love it ..
I am very happy to announce that Crystal Lake Records will be putting out my cd “a little glamorous so shameless” in stores where it will be found in Hot Topic’s around your area. The CD is looking like the end of may possibly the latest by mid June…This will be the CD of the summer to get !
I know this is far away but mark it down on your calendar’s . On Friday May 16 I will be doing a Radio Interview where you all can call in and say hi or even ask me anything you want to.. I know I would love to hear from each of you.
The Station I will be on is
www.takeitorleaveitradio.com
1-877-642-5483
or hit them up on aim
NHBLIVE
Day 10, May 4, 2008… Last day in Manila…
The day arrived and I had only one thing in my mind: Buy Krispy Kremes for Jeztah and the CORPO Boys. I woke up around lunch time. Kuya and I agreed that we will visit our nieces then go somewhere to abuse the gift certificates we got during the Serendra Food Tour.
After some playtime, camwhoring, and video taking with our nieces, we hied off to Greenbelt. Some bloggers were meeting there on their way to Cavite to raid Coy’s Graduation party. I dropped by McCafe to say good bye. Sniff! Sniff! But I ended up going with them to Cavite. LOL!
Highlight of my afternoon: Gibbs Cadiz told me I won his contest. It’s the first blog contest I “legitimately” won. Meaning, I didn’t get the prize via random luck.
So with Kuya Juned, Fritz, Gibbs, AJ, Jeffrey, and Poyt, off I went to Cavite to crash Coy’s parteh. AJ was a damn good navigator, just had to say that. Coy had a grand party with plenty of food… yummy food! Coy’s mom baked cakes. SARAP! It was fuuuun!
We headed back to Metro Manila around 9 pm. Kuya Juned was kind enough to drive me through Krispy Kreme in Greenhills. YEY! When I arrived at Kuya Andrew’s house, nainggit siya so we went back to Krispy Kreme to have a couple of doughnuts and some coffee.
Didn’t sleep anymore, but packed my stuff and got ready to go home. FINALLY!
Leila silently urged her father to stop talking so she could leave the dining hall and be done with this boring dinner. Sometimes, she hated being the daughter of Ulric Bronwyn, the most famous merchant in all of the Northern Continent. It was mostly at occasions like these, for once he started talking about his beloved profession, he had a zeal that could not be matched or contained.
When the servant entered with the soup, Ulric was just getting into the story about the time when he’d been nearly bamboozled by the innkeeper of the Unquiet Minotaur, a famed tavern in Tabor, the jungle city.
“So I had me shipment of Elven wine, and you know how hard that is to come by in those Eastern parts, that Elven wine! I’m all ready to hand it over an’make the trade when I get this funny feelin’ in me stomach. So I asks old Bum Leg Benny to show me the “spices” I’m s’posed to be takin’ back to Alvardine. Them Elves sure love their fancy tastin’ food, and I’d hate to disappoint them when they’re bein’ so kind as to pay me so handsomely. Well, it’s a damn good thing I checked them bags ’cause all that was in them was dead flies! There must have been thousands upon thousands of them, each sack was filled right up to the top!”
More servants came in with the main course, a very aromatic venison roast that had been obtained during the hunt the men had shared that morning, complete with potatoes and carrots fresh from the gardens of the Archibald estate. Leila’s educated palate recognized the scents and flavors of the exotic spices cooked into the meat, as she had made many a trip with her father to obtain those spices from the far Eastern lands of Tabor, the very land her father spoke of now.
Ulric swallowed a rather large bite of venison, then took a rather large pull from his ale mug to wash it down, cleared his throat and continued his story. “So I says to the Innkeeper, ‘I know you don’t mean to be givin’ me these bleedin’ bags, all full of dead flies like they are, I’ve got to bring these back to the Elves, and I know they ain’t gon’ be pleased when they sees this.’ Then the Innkeeper gets all indignant on me, ‘e says, ‘How dare you accuse me of being phony! These is the spices we use here! Now I don’t think you have a choice, Bronwyn, you’re going to take these bags back to the Elves, and if the pointy eared bastards don’t like it, they can take it up with me themselves!’ Well, I rolled up me sleeves, and gave old Bum Leg a look that must’a changed his mind, because he kept his dead flies, and let me outta there with my Elven wine so’s I could trade it with the ‘Keeper at the Red Eye Tavern. Got me a fine lot of spices and some Tabor silk to boot. Them Elves was mighty pleased with me and nearly doubled my service fees! Bought my lovely Leila here a perdy new dress with the extra earnings.”
With a wave of his hand, Ulric motioned toward his daughter, who smiled coyly, her eyes fixed on the handsome young son of the Baron who was hosting them. The Von Kemps weren’t one of the richest royal families in the Northern Continent, but they were certainly one of the most handsome, young Rodrick had inherited the good looks of his father, Garret Von Kemp. Leila had heard about the Von Kemps from another royal family they had visited a few months prior, and as a result, had pestered her father endlessly until he agreed to bring them here to do business. Rodrick caught Leila’s honey brown eyes the moment she walked into the dining hall. He had noticed her as well, the “perdy new dress” that Ulric had purchased for his well-endowed daughter made sure of that.
Leila sat back in her chair abruptly, coughing slightly. The light of the oil lamps glistened on her smooth, pale skin, making her appear almost as if she were glowing. Rodrick’s eyes followed her every move, bringing a smile to Leila’s lips, painted red courtesy of a stain invented by the desert dwelling Sirjaness of the south. They loved dwarven ale, cooled with ice from dwarven mountains, and shared all of their beauty secrets to obtain it. Secrets Leila was happy to use her advantage.
“Father, I am feeling quite tired. Our trip, and this wonderful meal has left me near exhausted. Would you mind if I retired to my guest quarters so that you might attend to business with the Baron? I’m sure this gentleman here would be kind enough to show the way.” She smiled sweetly at Rodrick, who flushed deeply.
The Baron gave a chuckle. “I’m not sure Rodrick even knows where the guest chambers are. He may need a servant to show him the way!” The Baron and Ulric were booming with laughter, each draining their ale mugs and waving them at the servants for refills.
“I’m quite sure I know my way around our keep, Father. It would be my pleasure to show this young lady to her quarters.” Rodrick rose from his seat and strode confidently around the table to Leila’s seat, pulling her chair out for her and giving her his arm. She took it, smiling seductively at him, and allowed him to lead her out of the room. She looked back at her father before they exited to the hallway, she smiled at him and he gave a knowing wink. Business finally starting to pick up for them.
The two older men’s laughter carried down the hallway quite a ways, it wasn’t until they had reached the old stone staircase leading to the second floor that they were out of earshot. The silence was only slightly awkward for Leila, as Rodrick was a much handsomer man than what she was used to.
“Milady, apologize me for my inability to hold my tongue, and I do hope you do not find me speaking out of turn, but there is something I simply must tell you.” Rodrick’s voice was firm, though by his words Leila could tell he was obviously apprehensive about what he was going to say. She stopped in her tracks, turned to face him and took him by the hand.
“No worries at all, kind sir! I am a guest in your lovely home, my father and I are here for a weekend of friendship and good company, you are welcome to say whatever is on your mind.” Her smile was warm, her eyes glowing like amber in the candlelight, trapping the young noble in their gaze.
“Yes, yes of course, I did hope you would feel that way, Milady. I just-” Leila cut him off before he could finish.
“Please, call me Leila, I do think I should like to hear - and see - how my name sounds on your lips.” She looked up at him, anticipating his next words, suddenly caught up in the moment.
“Yes, of course, Leila. . .” The sounds came out slowly, almost as though he were holding on to the syllables as long as he could. He took a firmer grip of her hands and stared her in the face, burning her appearance into his memory for the rest of his days. “I just wanted to tell you, that before today, I’ve never met any woman who put a fire into my soul such as you have. Whatever you wish, I am but your humble servant. I feel as though you have enchanted me, you have trapped me somehow, but I don’t mind at all! I, Rodrick Archibald, make a solemn vow at this very moment that I would do whatever you asked, Leila Bronwyn.”
Leila allowed herself the luxury of a giggle, trying not to make it sound as if she was laughing at Rodrick, though the man was starting to sound a little silly. She sighed, then looked up at him shyly. This was becoming all too easy for her. “Oh, Sir Archibald, you certainly have a way with words, you have got me all a-flutter now. You truly say you would do anything I ask of you?” Leila feigned disbelief, though she knew she had the young man clutched tightly in her grasp like the black curl she was twisting around her finger at that very moment.
“Anything at all, beautiful Leila. My mind, my body; they are yours to command. My heart is yours, to do with which whatever you wish.” Leila ran a hand across Rodrick’s chest, clad with a deep blue tunic of the finest silk and linen and it fit his athletic young body quite nicely. She parted her lips, staring up at him, then pressed her chest to his, the smooth silk pressing against her bare cleavage, warming her body all over, even in places that weren’t even touching him - yet.
“Take me, Rodrick. Take me to your quarters, make me yours, tonight! I was watching you at dinner and I was hoping you’d notice me, it turns out the Gods answered my prayers.” She wrapped her arms around him, her lips dangerously close to his, sending chills down each of their spines. “Please, Rodrick, I am yours for the taking.” Her last sentence practically a purr, as she leaned up to whisper it in his ear, her body pressed firmly against his, her breath hot on his ears before she pulled away and kissed him full on the lips.
His hands inched down to her corseted waist, to her firm yet ample buttocks, and he wondered what lay beneath the fine fabrics of her dress. He pulled away, looking into her beautiful eyes, that unusual yet intoxicating shade that reminded him of the jars of honey the merchant and his daughter had brought to Archibald Keep to trade for furs. Furs like the ones he had in his chambers, spread across his bed to keep warm in the cold Northwestern winters, furs like the ones he was about to show the merchant’s daughter. He took her by the hand and led her down the corridor, whispering all that he was going to do for her with every step. Leila smiled and obliged, feeling quite proud of herself. Business was finally starting to pick up, indeed. . .
My computer is gone forever =(..I lost all of my pictures, files, and songs..funny my phone just erased everyones number a week ago too!! I feel like I’m on survivor..can I work and stay in contact with everyone with no computer or phone numbers!! =) If I know you send me your number …Electronic problems!! Boo!! Drop me an e-mail if you have any recommendations as to what type of computer I should buy next..the last was a dell..it was pretty phenominal for a while and then started having problems in the last year….luckily I have awesome friends who let me use their computers!! Below are a couple of the pages from Splat Magazine. I’m also on the cover…you can find it on newstands now..Hot chicks and paintball guns!! Nothing like it!!


WE HAD A BLAST OUT THERE.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR TO EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST TOUR OUT OF NORTH AMERICA.
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FINALLY GRANTED JEWELS HIS PASSPORT.
AND IT ONLY TOOK FOUR YEARS!
SO NOW WE’RE COMING TO A COUNTRY NEAR YOU.
THESE PHOTOS ARE STILLS FROM MIKE SIMONETTI’S PIXEL VISION VIDEOS OF THE TRIP.
THE CLUBS.
THE FESTIVALS.
THE PARTIES.
THE RECORDS.
THE FOOD.
THE FRIENDS.
THE AIRPORTS.
THE HOTELS.
THE SKY.
THE WATER.
THE AIR.
THE CANDY.
THE MUSIC.
WE COULD GET USED TO THIS.
WE LOVE YOU!
XOXO
G/L/A/S/S/C/A/N/D/Y A.K.A HUSTLETOWN GLOBETROTTERS