i want to fall in love

I was about two inches from hitting her. My heart flew into my throat and everything stopped for what felt like minutes. There was actual smoke in the air from my tires slamming on the brakes that hard.  While I gathered my composure and checked my pants to make sure I had not shit in them, I notice this same woman darting back over to the lane where she came from after nearly hitting me to go around a car that was obviously driving two miles per hour less than she could handle.

 I was livid.

I pulled up next to her at the red light and she actually gave me the finger before I could even so much as scowl at her.
But it gets better.

She rolled down her window and yelled, “Stupid white bitch!”

It’s not often I use derogatory terms but I’m not perfect and I admit I have used them before. We all have at one time or another. If we don’t use it we at least think it.

I put the passenger window down and yelled back, “Black bitch, learn to drive!”

She motioned for me to pull over and of course being the scared cracker I didn’t but she acted as if I had called her a nigger when she was the one who brought race into it.