Question: “How do you view femininity and what aspect do you embrace it with ? An artform, personal growth , because its who you are, sexual gratification?”

I sometimes wonder about the intelligence of the human race.

Especially when there are people in the world, my own hometown, even, that honestly believe that following a girl for 7 blocks on her way to the store and talking about her hair the entire time, is going to gain their way into her pants.

To my knowledge, there is not a sign on my forehead that says “I want you to tell me what a lovely color my hair is and ask me what the natural color is while I am walking to the store.”

Also, when I claim that my hair is naturally magenta and do not even look at you, this should be an obvious sign that I am not interested in holding a conversation. I don’t care if you want to play the guessing game about my natural color, my eyebrows are a complete give-away anyways.

Now really… Making jokes about the carpet matching the drapes and hardwood floor comments are not going to gain my interest in you any further. I already lost total interest in you when you approached me with loud rap on your iPod.

Yes, I heard that.

No, I don’t care about your music.

No, it’s not because you’re black and I hate black people. (NO, I DONT HATE BLACK PEOPLE. HE WAS ASSUMING I HATE BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE I HATE RAP. FUCK!! I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY, I’D FUCKING HATE YOU ALL IF EVERYBODY WAS COLORED FUCKING PURPLE, FOR FUCK’S SAKE. IF YOU HEARD ME SAY THAT FUCKING SENTENCE ALOUD YOU’D GET IT.)

No, I’m not in the KKK.

All I want is a pack of smokes. Leave me alone.

Now I’m going to wait in the store and spend extra money on a bag of chips to eat in the aisle as I wait for you to leave the parking lot.

It should be obvious by now why I hate everybody and am a cynical little bitch most of the time.

WE HAD A BLAST OUT THERE.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR TO EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST TOUR OUT OF NORTH AMERICA.
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FINALLY GRANTED JEWELS HIS PASSPORT.
AND IT ONLY TOOK FOUR YEARS!
SO NOW WE’RE COMING TO A COUNTRY NEAR YOU.
THESE PHOTOS ARE STILLS FROM MIKE SIMONETTI’S PIXEL VISION VIDEOS OF THE TRIP.

THE CLUBS.
THE FESTIVALS.
THE PARTIES.
THE RECORDS.
THE FOOD.
THE FRIENDS.
THE AIRPORTS.
THE HOTELS.
THE SKY.
THE WATER.
THE AIR.
THE CANDY.
THE MUSIC.
WE COULD GET USED TO THIS.
WE LOVE YOU!

XOXO

G/L/A/S/S/C/A/N/D/Y A.K.A HUSTLETOWN GLOBETROTTERS

 I went to the dollar store the other day and passed by the silly cheap school supply section.  I was inspired by the flimsy posterboard to take up a little art project.  So I bought a couple sheets, some glue sticks and a packet of paster paper and started planning out my project.

Now admittedly, my plans were a blatant rip-off of some art I had seen at the Seattle Center several years ago, but I really liked it and I guess that excuses my actions.

my project:  a cherry blossom tree made out of cut/ripped paper.

sketch

I sketched out my idea of the finished image, an absurdly twisted rendition of a tree trunk and branches w/ blossoms.

transfer design…

I then roughly sketched the design onto my piece of poster board.
I shredded pieces of browd paper and started gluing them to my posterboard in the shape of the trunk.↓

I then cut out several small pink circles (some I cut into the shape of the blossoms that they will all eventually be) and planned out where I wanted them to be when I finish.↓

That’s as far as I got. I hadplans to do a background scenery out of cut paper as well, but was kind of blocked.  I soon realized taht I probably should have planned out a background before creating my tree.  Live and learn.  Maybe I’ll do some watercolor-like additions, but that would ruin the cut paper theme.  I wish I had some very sheer pnk tissue paper, but it’s not likely to happen.  I may take my tracing paper and give it a slight pink wash.

anywhoooo… this is the status update, as promised.
future updates wil be forthcoming, unless I flake out and forget about this project.

Check it out. As we pointed out yesterday, investors have lost faith in Monkey Boy. Not only because of the Vista fiasco and the Microhoo fiasco, but also because of this. Naturally this raises the question of who will replace Ballmer when the board finally pushes him out. Choices are Mundie, Ozzie, Gates, Shirley (if you have to look him up, you’re not old enough to be playing), and Scoble. Have at it, friends. We’ll send the results to the Borg as a way of showing our support.

FWIW, our next poll will be this:

How will the Borg directors get rid of Ballmer? (a) Take him up in plane, toss him out over the ocean, claim it was an accident?; (b) Firing squad; (c) Death by Vista; or (d) Tie him to chair, force him to watch Scoble videos.

Question: “How do you view femininity and what aspect do you embrace it with ? An artform, personal growth , because its who you are, sexual gratification?”

Thought I’d better post a progress report. We’ve been in the new house a week. The boxes are mostly unpacked, though I still can’t find anything. My arm and hand have been killing me, so I’m a bit behind my own (self-imposed) unpacking schedule.