i want to fall in love

2) How have you felt today?
lost

3) When was the last time you had butterflies?
I once caught a butterfly and put it in a jar. I let it go 30 seconds later because it made me sad.. that and butterflies are super ugly up close.

4) When was the last time you talked to your number 1 on top friends?
I dunno.

It’s actually set on Random (the setting, not the person)

5) Have you ever cried and didn’t know why?
no. Even if you irrationally cry there is a reason that set you off.

6) What are you wearing on your feet?
dirt

7) Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
I want to say Skee Ball, but it would be untrue.

Do you like your name?
It’s a pretty awesome name that I think aptly sums up my personality

9) What color are your fingernails?
um… translucent?

10) What’s your favorite song?
at the moment? I’ll be a virgin, I’ll be a mountain

11) What is your Sign?
Chains required.

12) Do you like taking pictures?
love it. I love cameras more.

is that weird?

13) Where did you last drive to?
I don’t drive

14) Are you happy at the moment?
I’m more confused about the parameters of happiness to be perfectly honest. I don’t know how to measure what I am feeling.

15) Do you tend to fall for people easily?
I fall for concepts easily. People are lovelier in theory.

16) Last time you smoked?
never

17) When was the last time you fell?
bah. who knows. the important thing is I got back up.

18) What were you doing at noon?
sleeping

19) Last person who drove you somewhere?
my mum

20) Are you there for your friends?
no. I’m emotionally useless.

21) Are you a forgiving person?
I forgive you, but I don’t pardon your actions. live with the reality.

22) How many times do you pee a day?

At least once. Check out mytoiletcam.com for more details

23) What are you listening to right now?
On est loin

24) Who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
my father, I believe

25) Do you like your mom?
She’s the Bee’s Knees

26) Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Carl Sagan. I didn’t even have to google that.

27) Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
nu uh

28) If you could move somewhere else, would you?
at the drop of a hat. not because I hate my home. I just like finding new homes.

29) What’s the last piercing you got?
let me think about that. I think it’s probably the third lobe piercing I did myself.

30) Do you know if anyone likes you?
Someone out there has to have unfortunate taste in emotionally fickle and permanence-impaired cat-girls.

31) What did you dream about last night?
I don’t recall. But it kept me in bed very late because I kept forcing myself back into the dream. Yeah.. I can do that.

32) Do you know someone getting married?
sure sure. It seems to be all the rage among my breeder friends.

33) What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Kingdom Hearts PS2 ♥ Tris

34) What is the first thing you do when you get up?
flip the pillow to it’s cool side and go back to sleep.

35) Do you drink coffee on a regular basis?
regularity in any endeavor is not something I have great familiarity with.

36) Would you rather have a girlfriend/boyfriend or a friend with benefits?
I’d prefer a lover.

37) What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
jello-pudding pops in the freezer section.

38) What was the last book you read?
Kyuuto! Japanese Crafts: Amigurumi
thanx liz.

Mailing it back soon♥

39) How many different beverages have you had today?
two. water and Coca-cola.

40) Do people underestimate you?
most people do their best just to estimate me.

41) Is the last person you kissed physically attractive?
I’d say my mum is passing fair.

42) Do you currently have a hickey?
no.

43) You get bored of your girlfriend/boyfriend easily?
never. Just disabused of all my unfortunate notions about romance and sensuality.

44) What was the last thing someone said to you in person?
“goodnight, monk”

45) What’s your favorite Hannah Montana song?
that one where she doesn’t sing.

46) Are you good at your job?
if by “job” you mean “slacker state of unemployment” then yes. I’m vying for a promotion any day now.

47) Who is the fifth text in your inbox from? What does it say?
I dunno. Probably Liz. probably says “

48) Do you have a facebook?
maybe. stay away.

49) What are your initials?
mml

50) Are you a good speller?
i haz m4d sp3llin’ skillz, y0!

51) How much money do you have on you right now?
I am nekkid. so.. $0.26

52) When is the last time you took a nap?
I’m in a perpetual state of napping

53) Would you ever stay with someone, just because you didn’t want to break up?
I have. it was lame. I’d say I wont do it again, but rent-free living is mighty appealing at times.

54) Have you ever taken anyone/anything for granted?
I am currently taking you for granted.

55) Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
Never. and it tears me up inside. really. it does.

56) Could you date someone taller then you?
it would be near impossible not to.

57) Ever had a near death experience?
I’m waiting on one of those “near life” experiences.

58) What is the highlight of your week?
tough call. Grey’s Anatomy or Battlestar Galactica.

59) Who would be the first to know if you got pregnant?
My black market organ contact.

60) Where is your phone?
under a pile of clothes.

61) Do you like cuddling?
I am a cuddle bug. ask anyone. then when they look confused go and ask someone who knows me. yeah. that would probably make more sense.

62) Last time you smiled?
every time I look over at my sleeping cat.

63) How many people have you liked in the past 8 months?
that depends on how many Korean Dramas I’ve watched in the past 8 months. or did you mean people I’ve actually met? then that would be zero.

64) Have you ever done anything illegal?
I’m doing something illegal right now.

65) Would you rather spend a whole day with your mom, or your dad?
I can talk to my mum easier, but my dad hates to see me spend my own money and pays for my stuff…. I’ll just stay in my room and obsess over vintage cameras I can’t afford.

66) Where will you be 12 hours from now?
on the couch. I think watching me some Crossing Jordan.

rough life, ne?

67) Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
I make me feel awkward. should be a cakewalk for you.

Just say “hi”

68) What are you going to do tomorrow?
make some calls, eat some ice cream, play more NES.

69) Does anyone hate you for no reason?
they have their reasons. the reasons are just lame.

70) Can you make yourself cry?
yes, but I’m not manipulative like that. besides, when I start fake crying, it turns into real crying. And that is SO not pretty.

71) How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
10-ish?

72) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes. I’d stand on a boat in the Theran harbour and watch the volcano blow and then get burnt away to nothing in the unfathomably powerful pyroclastic flow. good times.

73) When was the last time you lied?
a handful of questions ago.

74) Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
nu uh

75) Have you ever kissed someone who’s name starts with the letter C?
Christopher is the 6th most popular male name in the US & I have kissed three, including my brother.

76) Have you ever been out past curfew?
I’ve never had a curfew. the benefit of trust.

77) Have you ever snuck people into your house?
no

78) Are you easily confused?
if it’s a low protein day.

79) Do you think you’d make a good parent?
Fuckin awesome parent. now ask me if I plan on having spawn. go ahead. ask me you fucking breeder.

80) What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
mint, no chocolate chip (it’s a phase)

81) Do you like your school?
I really tried to come up with a witty reply here, but gave up. story of every opportunity to banter ever presented me.

82) Are you taller than 5 foot 7 inches?
So much taller that I exceeded the capacity to be measured and ended up twisting reality to be several inches shorter.

83) What color are your socks?
in general, white. needs more lace.

84) Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
sure

85) When and what was the reason behind the last reason you cried?
fucking ASPCA commercial. I hate people and what they do.

86) Do you like anyone on your myspace?
all except one.

87-88) ???

89) How has the week been?
It flew by. Lemme just say this, not enough Unbeatable Banzuke winners.

90) What time did you wake up today?
like I keep track of these things. Crossing Jordan was on.

91) What level can you play on Guitar Hero?
the level that involves me replacing the disc with a Final Fantasy disc.

92) When was the last time you ate ice cream?
3 hours ago.

93) Who was the last person you hugged?
my cat. She loves my love.

94) What level can you play on drums for Rock Band?
that level where I suddenly find myself realizing I’ve been playing Dance Dance revolution all along.

95) ???

96) Does your home phone have caller id?
no.

That is why we screen all calls

97) Do you wish at 11:11?
sometimes I wish that all your wishes don’t come true. that’s right. it’s all my fault.

98) Have you ever gotten a detention?
for being tardy. jesus fuck, that’s lame.

99) Do you still watch disney channel?
I haven’t watched the Disney channel since it stopped being a premium cable channel.

100) Who did you last IM?
um.. i have no clue.

101) Something new you did this past week?
Consider the Amish lifestyle as a suitable alternative to the shallow life I live now, but then decided that I couldn’t wear all the kickass clothes and accessories Liz sends me and still be Amish. they really have no sense of style.

*puts on cow hat*

103) Something you’ll never do?
vote solely based on party affiliation.