Girlfriend Kara Swisher’s doing the Beastmaster’s bidding this week, talking up the borg’s alleged “organic” Web-search-and-ad stew. Project Granola they call it. The thinking is that Microsoft has so much cool crap in house it doesn’t need no stinkin’ Yahoo. Yeah. Okay. We’ve heard about the [Continue]

Hey hey On may 16 I will be doing a radio interview where all of you can call in and chat with me. I will be giving away a few shirts for free plus I will be premiering the NEW LEONA LEWIS COVER  I did as well as another song from my upcoming CD. I [Continue]

Question: “How do you view femininity and what aspect do you embrace it with ? An artform, personal growth , because its who you are, sexual gratification?” [Continue]

This will be the first holiday since 1971 that I haven’t lived in a tourist town. No more going to the store before the wave of out-of-towners hits. No planning alternate routes to get across town because the tourists have the major roads clogged. No dealing with tourists period. This year we live in Springfield [Continue]

WE HAD A BLAST OUT THERE.THANKS SO MUCH FOR TO EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST TOUR OUT OF NORTH AMERICA.THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FINALLY GRANTED JEWELS HIS PASSPORT.AND IT ONLY TOOK FOUR YEARS!SO NOW WE’RE COMING TO A COUNTRY NEAR YOU.THESE PHOTOS ARE STILLS FROM MIKE SIMONETTI’S PIXEL VISION VIDEOS OF THE [Continue]

to stop googling diseases. [Continue]