i want to fall in love

(A Warning to Shaun Ochia and other future manliligaws/nililigawan/bf/gf of my cousins)

More than a month ago, Ate Ina told us the chismis that she saw Luan, one of our more timid cousins, at the mall, with a guy… about to hold hands. WAAAAIT! ANO ITO?! We have never heard Luan talk about a manliligaw/boylet/boyfriend. Later that day, we had our Sunday dinner and Luan was grilled to death about Mr. Shaun Ochia. NYAHAHA!

Last Saturday, we were finally able to meet the mysterious Shaun when we played DotA together. Lucky him, we weren’t in our vicious mode YET. He might think we’re all nice and civil… well, we are. Or are we?

This serves as a warning from the Council of Cousins (THERE’S 25 of US!) who will hunt you down and make you suffer pag kumilos ka ng masama…

Meet the 4 active members of the Council…

Ria
Seems like a bitch… she can be at times. She will make your life hell if necessary.
Special skill: Information gathering

Andrew
Ang Kuya ng Bayan… silent, won’t bite unless you give him a reason to bite.
Special Skill: Tech specialist

Marc
Youngest among 25… seems innocent and harmless.
Special Skill: Support

Gwing
She once emasculated a guy into pieces. She’s vicious!
Special Skill: Public humiliation

In other words, behave properly or suffer the consequences. YUN LANG!

The rest are in Canada, USA, Manila, and those also in Davao City are busy. So the four above the the current council members in-charge of Ms. Ochia. HULOLZ!

We’re serious though…