Please stop swallowing my scissors.

You smell like rotting cheese. Did you eat my quesadilla as well? If so, please admit to that so that I can apologize to my friends for accusing them of eating my food.

The thing I love most about the house we just moved into is the details. This place is loaded with the most gorgeous Old World touches. If you’re not into old or rustic, then you probably wouldn’t care for the place. But I love old things and, for me, this house is like living on a movie set. I took some pictures a few days ago. Thought I’d share some. Here is a shot of our front door. It’s a lousy pic; I’m not sure why I wasn’t standing straight - I’m blaming it on the poison ivy. Yeah, that’s it, I was distracted by the itching.

My computer is gone forever =(..I lost all of my pictures, files, and songs..funny my phone just erased everyones number a week ago too!! I feel like I’m on survivor..can I work and stay in contact with everyone with no computer or phone numbers!! =) If I know you send me your number …Electronic problems!! Boo!! Drop me an e-mail if you have any recommendations as to what type of computer I should buy next..the last was a dell..it was pretty phenominal for a while and then started having problems in the last year….luckily I have awesome friends who let me use their computers!! Below are a couple of the pages from Splat Magazine. I’m also on the cover…you can find it on newstands now..Hot chicks and paintball guns!! Nothing like it!!

WE HAD A BLAST OUT THERE.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR TO EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST TOUR OUT OF NORTH AMERICA.
THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FINALLY GRANTED JEWELS HIS PASSPORT.
AND IT ONLY TOOK FOUR YEARS!
SO NOW WE’RE COMING TO A COUNTRY NEAR YOU.
THESE PHOTOS ARE STILLS FROM MIKE SIMONETTI’S PIXEL VISION VIDEOS OF THE TRIP.

THE CLUBS.
THE FESTIVALS.
THE PARTIES.
THE RECORDS.
THE FOOD.
THE FRIENDS.
THE AIRPORTS.
THE HOTELS.
THE SKY.
THE WATER.
THE AIR.
THE CANDY.
THE MUSIC.
WE COULD GET USED TO THIS.
WE LOVE YOU!

XOXO

G/L/A/S/S/C/A/N/D/Y A.K.A HUSTLETOWN GLOBETROTTERS

I am told there is a myspace glitch and my profile looks deleted to my friends… but once you click on the DELETED icon people can still get to my page… If it looks like I’ve been deleted off your page, please request or try to add me again. Not sure what’s going on exactly but I am not deleting you.

 I went to the dollar store the other day and passed by the silly cheap school supply section.  I was inspired by the flimsy posterboard to take up a little art project.  So I bought a couple sheets, some glue sticks and a packet of paster paper and started planning out my project.

Now admittedly, my plans were a blatant rip-off of some art I had seen at the Seattle Center several years ago, but I really liked it and I guess that excuses my actions.

my project:  a cherry blossom tree made out of cut/ripped paper.

sketch

I sketched out my idea of the finished image, an absurdly twisted rendition of a tree trunk and branches w/ blossoms.

transfer design…

I then roughly sketched the design onto my piece of poster board.
I shredded pieces of browd paper and started gluing them to my posterboard in the shape of the trunk.↓

I then cut out several small pink circles (some I cut into the shape of the blossoms that they will all eventually be) and planned out where I wanted them to be when I finish.↓

That’s as far as I got. I hadplans to do a background scenery out of cut paper as well, but was kind of blocked.  I soon realized taht I probably should have planned out a background before creating my tree.  Live and learn.  Maybe I’ll do some watercolor-like additions, but that would ruin the cut paper theme.  I wish I had some very sheer pnk tissue paper, but it’s not likely to happen.  I may take my tracing paper and give it a slight pink wash.

anywhoooo… this is the status update, as promised.
future updates wil be forthcoming, unless I flake out and forget about this project.

for MacRumors. You guys are just adorable. Good for you for following our breadcrumbs to the patent office.

Solar-powered iPods, iPhones, laptops. What could be cleaner, more Zen? More Apple.

But, what’s with the spurious mention of Motorola? As if those phoniacs would have a clue.

apparently..

Do you guys find that when you say stuff out loud to people like “hey.. DONT DO this”

then they go “oh.. ok.. you’re right.. I’m going to NOT do that.”

You go, “hey.. looook at my mouth forming the words to say SPECIFICALLY DO NOT”

and they’re all, “yeah no.. I can totally see you saying no.. I can hear it too! And I will SPECIFICALLY do what you said to do.”

then….

they do exactly what you said not to.

I’m sure this cannot be some sort of incident that only shows up in the music industry..
That would be crazy of me to think.

But what if..

It was a hospital…

“No.. I don’t want that anesthetic. Doctor, please…. I’m allergic. So, don’t put that in my vein.”

“Oh! You’re allergic.. well, no then NOooo no anesthetic of that type for you. We’ll look into something else”

beep..beeep.beeep..beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Then you’re all in the afterlife like, “Fuck that doctor.”

sigh.. making cocktail immediately.